Satan promises to make the Warlock his second-in-command if he accomplishes this task. The Warlock confronts a fake psychic, tricking her into allowing her to be possessed by Satan who tells him to reassemble The Grand Grimoire, a book scattered in three pieces across the world that will reveal the “true” name of God which when spoken backwards will unmake Creation.
While Kassandra is out, the Warlock attacks Chas, cutting off his finger with a carving knife to acquire his ring, before biting out his tongue, leaving him to die of shock. When the Warlock crash lands in the flat of a waitress named Kassandra and her gay roommate, Chas, he is taken in by them. Xianghua (pronounced "bob") is the Asian hot chick that proves that martial arts can greatly increase kinky skills with her. She molest people with her sword and the only English phrase she knows is "Just Kidding". She is Kilik's girlfriend who got dumped after getting caught while filming "Two kids in a Sandbox" with Maxi. Just kidding! No, I'm not fuckin' kidding.-_-* Now she searches for SoulEgde and SoulCalibur to beat the shit out of Kilik, but instead got her ass handed to her by Spriggangirl. um, Maxi's boyfriend who have revently become emo under Nightmare's dark influences after dumping her because of her dildo fetish. He smacks people in the face with a long, hard, cold (or hot). Maxi was born in New Jersey, doubled for John Travolta in Grease, and eventually became a successful Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas.stick, making him the most cheating character in the game because of his length. Rolling Stone calls Maxi one of the Greatset Elvis Impersonators Of All Time. Even though he cannot play the guitar but He can certainly bash the shit out of everbody over the head with his nunchucks. Also the name of pads used to block.things, I think. Astaroth (pronounced “big bob”) is a bright and cheerful seven year-old in Mrs.However, Maxi is also known as a homosexual.in which he had sex with Kilik, recently and is also some kind of fuckin' hot ass stripper for both men and girls. Seuss books, but does not like nappy time. Appeared in the Clock Tower 3 game, as Sledgehammer. Taki is a ninja demon hunter, the inventor of spandex and the world's largest supply of milk.Unknown to many, Taki was also, in fact, the inventor of camel toe. Taki makes screeching sounds while doing weird things in front of her opponent - things that look suspiciously like a mating dance. If you hold still, you'll survive but if you so much as move a hair, she will attack you from eight sides all at once and all attacks will hurt your groin. Her use in the game was to prove that when a large pair of unsupported breasts are allowed to jiggle freely, women will squirm as much as men do when they view another guy getting hit in the crotch. Ivy (pronounced Ivy) A woman whose breasts grow 20 times faster than her body.She could benefic the world if she just took it all off and let them babies SHWANNNGG! Seriously, how does she fight demons without a sports bra? She’s going to be seriously droopy before she reaches 35 if she’s not careful.
She recently learned a new move - to crush her opponents' head between her gigantic breasts. Carries a whip to keep the breasts under control. She competes with Taki in the milk market. Every installment Ivy's breasts grow, and costume shrinks, making some people think that her breasts eat her costume. This eventually ended in Soul Calibur 5 where her costume/breast size got reset. Giles Redferne (pronounced "What a fuckin' hunk." or "Ivy/Belmont-fighter wannabe who just wants to fuck up the evil Warlock from the 17th century and ended up in a sword-fighting video game.) That one faggot with the fur coat and the outfit and the whips and a stupid-ass witch compass.The kid who did it was chased around the Namco building for thirteen hours by male employees howling with such furious rage that their faces looked like stop traffic lights. He injected something in his hot body and ass to make 'em bigger and hotter as time passes.
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